samirows:

people who think workplace dress codes are slut shaming

teamfubar:

ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

well at least he’s caring